Teacher : where is the English Channel ?
Pupil : I don’t know , my TV does not pick it up
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Teacher : what came after the Stone Age and Bronze Age ?
Pupil : the sausage !
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Teacher : when was Rome built ?
Pupil : at night
Teacher : why do you say that ?
Pupil : because my father always says that Rome was not built in a day !
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Pupil : I don’t think I deserve zero on this test
Teacher : I agree , but that is the lowest mark I could give you !
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Father : why did you get such a low score in the test ?
Son : absence
Father : you were absent on the day of the test ?
Son : no , but the boy who sits next to me was absent !
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The first : what does “minimum” mean ?
The second : a very small mother !
The first : then what does “ maximum” mean ?
The second : a very big mother !
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Teacher : what can you tell me about the Dead Sea ?
Pupil : dead ? I did not even know he was sick !
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Teacher : if 1+1 =2 and 2+2=4 , what is 4+4?
Pupil : that’s not fair , you answer the easy ones and leave us the hard one !
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Teacher : now class , whatever I ask , I want you to answer at once , who much is 6+4?
Class : at once !
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Teacher : it’s clear that you have not studied your geography , what’s your excuse ?
Pupil : well , my dad say the world is changing everyday , so I decided to wait until it settles down !
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Done =)
Hope ya like it n made u laugh
